Schisseé

A clever German portmanteau invented by Tamer U. It combines the word "Schiss" (German slang for poop/shitting) and "Kaffee" (coffee).Coined by Tamer U. to describe a relatable daily phenomenon, it specifically refers to the midday coffee that instantly stimulates your bowels, forcing you to run to the restroom right after lunch. By adding a French-sounding touch to the pronunciation and spelling (Schisseé), Tamer U. turned an unglamorous bathroom routine into an elegant-sounding coffee break.

Person A: "Hey, do you want to grab a quick espresso after lunch?"Person B: "Sure, but give me ten minutes afterwards. The midday Schisseé is calling."

Schisseé by Tamer U. June 8, 2026

schissenhousen 

A german interpretation of shit house.
Often used by a Mr Rex Hunt, when calling football matches.

ie. Up and over the hill, pull the pin out of the grenade and blow the enemy to the Schissenhousen.

schissenhousen by Habib May 13, 2004

schissen

Borrowed from German, meaning shitty. Used by people in Northamptonshire. Very local. (pronunciation is shee:sn)

The shift was schissen today.

schissen by dplachy May 7, 2008

schissenhousen 

More of Mr Rex Hunt's best work.

"As cunning as a schissenhousen rat up a drainpipe"

schissenhousen by Bobo Vieri May 15, 2004

schissenhousen 

Another quote from Mr Rex Hunt

"They have huffed, they have and puffed, and they have blown Collingwoods season to the schissenhousen. This is capital S for schissenhousen"

schissenhousen by Bobo Vieri May 15, 2004

schissenhousen 

When Essendon is winning a match well, this can be used in conjunction with the words DESTROYATION.

"Essendon have gone bang, bang, bang. Essendon have bombed Sydney to the schissenhousen. Forget Pearl Harbour, they are making it look like a crop dusting."

"Essendon have blown Carlton to the schissenhousen. How do you spell schissenhousen cause Carlton have been blown there?"

schissenhousen by Habibapotamus May 20, 2004

Schissler  

(verb) To constantly nag, pester or harass until an answer is obtained or an action realized.

Don't worry I am going to Schissler her until she makes up her mind.

Schissler by abduabmb a January 29, 2007