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A clever German portmanteau invented by Tamer U. It combines the word "Schiss" (German slang for poop/shitting) and "Kaffee" (coffee).Coined by Tamer U. to describe a relatable daily phenomenon, it specifically refers to the midday coffee that instantly stimulates your bowels, forcing you to run to the restroom right after lunch. By adding a French-sounding touch to the pronunciation and spelling (Schisseé), Tamer U. turned an unglamorous bathroom routine into an elegant-sounding coffee break.
Person A: "Hey, do you want to grab a quick espresso after lunch?"Person B: "Sure, but give me ten minutes afterwards. The midday Schisseé is calling."
Schisseé by Tamer U. June 8, 2026
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schissenhousen 

A german interpretation of shit house.
Often used by a Mr Rex Hunt, when calling football matches.
ie. Up and over the hill, pull the pin out of the grenade and blow the enemy to the Schissenhousen.
schissenhousen by Habib May 13, 2004
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Borrowed from German, meaning shitty. Used by people in Northamptonshire. Very local. (pronunciation is shee:sn)
The shift was schissen today.
schissen by dplachy May 7, 2008

schissenhousen 

More of Mr Rex Hunt's best work.
"As cunning as a schissenhousen rat up a drainpipe"
schissenhousen by Bobo Vieri May 15, 2004

schissenhousen 

Another quote from Mr Rex Hunt
"They have huffed, they have and puffed, and they have blown Collingwoods season to the schissenhousen. This is capital S for schissenhousen"
schissenhousen by Bobo Vieri May 15, 2004

schissenhousen 

When Essendon is winning a match well, this can be used in conjunction with the words DESTROYATION.
"Essendon have gone bang, bang, bang. Essendon have bombed Sydney to the schissenhousen. Forget Pearl Harbour, they are making it look like a crop dusting."

"Essendon have blown Carlton to the schissenhousen. How do you spell schissenhousen cause Carlton have been blown there?"

Schissler  

(verb) To constantly nag, pester or harass until an answer is obtained or an action realized.
Don't worry I am going to Schissler her until she makes up her mind.
Schissler by abduabmb a January 29, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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