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scenariorizing 

When talking with friends, obsessively going over the countless scenarios that may happen with the opposite sex. Most often done between girlfriends, especially when a new relationship has started.
Mandy and Angela had spent all night scenariorizing about what she should do if Jordan invites Mandy over to his place. After 2 hours of discussion, they decided that if Mandy goes over past midnight Jordan will assume she is slutty, so she should only accept if he calls before 9 PM and she should wear tight jeans and a cute tank top, which is kinda hot, but not too hot.
scenariorizing by Cherryblossom September 6, 2007

Scenarioism

(ubiquinoun) A philosophy based on the scenario. Main ideas:

- Everything thing is a scenario, from having beers to your mates, to atoms bonding at a molecular level.
- Context is everything.
- The scenario complex: the word scenario encapsulates and can refer to everything, so in a way it means nothing; is redundant.
- Ubiquinoun; a noun that encapsulates all things.
- Evaluating the scenario: social bounds, moods and context.
- Scenario performance: working a room, diffusing the awkward scenario, etiquette.
- Sermonale: a scenario revolving around beers.
- Caesarianism: becoming the king of the scenario, feeling so powerful that you are akin to Julius Caesar.
- Language, Latin.

Recent development - the Beatles as the musical counterpart of the scenarioism philosophy, a song to fit any scenario.
I've been studying scenarioism for years, and still can't seem to find the secrets to optimal perormance in a scenario.
Scenarioism has shown me how to appreciate the intricate workings of the scenario.
Scenarioism by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019

Scenariolize

When someone takes a scenario you presented and acts like you meant what they thought (scenario they created) it meant. When in reality, the thought was their own.
Alex: Owen lets have a 3-way with this model.
Owen: You’re gay because you’re thinking about my dick.
Alex: Why was your first thought to scenariolize about our dicks?
Scenariolize by Rilo.Ricky.Rasta August 23, 2018

scenarioso 

Let's retire to the bedroomwith a scenarioso
scenarioso by James'wife April 22, 2017

worst case scenarioism 

Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.
Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.

The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.