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A pick-up attempt doomed to fail. Usually occurs when the person being picked-up has much higher mate value than the one making the attempt (e.g., much hotter). Clearly, it's a suicide mission.
Jenn: Is that guy really trying to talk to those models?!?
Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
Krisi: Kamikaze come-on. Sooooo not gonna work.
by cherryblossom July 11, 2009
Get the kamikaze come-on mug.How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.
Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!
by cherryblossom July 2, 2009
Get the mate value mug.Hairdresser: How was your blind date?
Samantha: Totally boring. We talked about our work, how many siblings we have, our hobbies. No spark, just superficial chit-chat. It was just like every other lame date I've been on in the past month.
Hairdresser: Groundhog date.
Samantha: Totally boring. We talked about our work, how many siblings we have, our hobbies. No spark, just superficial chit-chat. It was just like every other lame date I've been on in the past month.
Hairdresser: Groundhog date.
by cherryblossom July 4, 2009
Get the Groundhog date mug.When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.
Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!
Chris: Fakeout session.
Chris: Fakeout session.
by cherryblossom July 19, 2009
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Amanda: It took up so much time, and I needed to get some real-working done.
Amanda: It took up so much time, and I needed to get some real-working done.
by cherryblossom January 4, 2011
Get the real-working mug.Because I love trees, I'm buying ebooks instead of treebooks. Okay, it's really because I love showing off my iPad. Still saving trees, though!
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