Scenariolize

When someone takes a scenario you presented and acts like you meant what they thought (scenario they created) it meant. When in reality, the thought was their own.

Alex: Owen lets have a 3-way with this model.
Owen: You’re gay because you’re thinking about my dick.
Alex: Why was your first thought to scenariolize about our dicks?

Scenariolize by Rilo.Ricky.Rasta August 23, 2018

scenariorizing 

When talking with friends, obsessively going over the countless scenarios that may happen with the opposite sex. Most often done between girlfriends, especially when a new relationship has started.

Mandy and Angela had spent all night scenariorizing about what she should do if Jordan invites Mandy over to his place. After 2 hours of discussion, they decided that if Mandy goes over past midnight Jordan will assume she is slutty, so she should only accept if he calls before 9 PM and she should wear tight jeans and a cute tank top, which is kinda hot, but not too hot.

scenariorizing by Cherryblossom September 6, 2007