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scary chicken 

a scary chicken is a sex act often performed at parties in which the man paints their penis and testicles different colors, and teabags a woman on her face. for halloween, typical colors include black for the testicles and orange for the penis; for christmas, the goal is to emulate the look of mistletoe, with green testicles and a red painted penis.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave her a scary chicken last night. I got paint all over her face. It was hilarious.

Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.
scary chicken by scarychickenlover September 11, 2022

chicken scarf 

when i place my lady-privates on your face and wrap my legs around your neck
"Your face and neck look cold. Nothing a nice warm chicken scarf can't fix"

Scarechick 

As in the word " Scarecrow ", A Scarechick is a generally ugly or not conventionally attractive male that often scares chicks away with their lack of social skills or notoriously cringeworthy speech and/or interests
A: Dude, Idk what went wrong, she blocked me right after I started getting comfortable and talking about my interests...
B: You were lecturing her about bitcoin again weren't you? Dude, I told you that's total Scarechick behavior
Scarechick by Sparkle Monarch November 28, 2022

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026