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scarlatude 

The chronic demeanor or behaviors of a person who scars the psyche of people around him or her (more typically seen in fat women). This word is a combination of the words scar and attitude. Well meaning people befriend these individuals only to find themselves in an abusive relationship.
I needed to be away from her before I could see how much her scarlatude damaged me.
scarlatude by Nonna Myers April 8, 2010
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sassitude 

noun

an attitude marked by excessive sass
True to her sassitude, she dismissively told the patron he was wrong.
sassitude by Rebecca Lane November 10, 2006

snarkitude 

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.
When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.
snarkitude by Nommadd December 13, 2014

Smartitude 

Being very intelligent.
Boy, that guy has a high level of smartitude.
Smartitude by Tom Kucera June 25, 2006

Sassitude 

A personality trait in which a person is able to be sassy and have attitude at the same time.
"Wow! you're sassy AND you have attitude!"

"Watch out world, I have sassitude!"
Sassitude by Megargaret December 7, 2011

Scatitude 

Man, that Bob has a serious scatitude today! Who shit in his corn flakes?
Scatitude by nacre March 7, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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