Scarse 

When the anus or "arse" itches for a prolonged period of time, that no scratch can sub-due........and gets excessively painful ater a while.

Person 1: Aww man, i have such a scarse going on

Person 2: How long has it been?

Person 1: About a week or so.

Person 2: Oh! So early days then

Person 1: ..........What?

Scarse by Damo_Time February 7, 2010

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.

Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.

Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

need a diaper scared by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

scare burp 

When you get scared and you burp.

Ssundee: Crainer what was that noise
Crainer: A scare burp!

scare burp by NyanSword October 14, 2015

scarecrow a bitch 

When you fuck the brains out of a bitch, and leave her brainless like the "scarecrow" from the Wizard of Oz.

I am about to scarecrow a bitch tonight

scarecrow a bitch by Obie16 November 4, 2010

scare-mobile 

A cop car that was once a cop car, but after a police auction or something, it is now in the hands of just some random person. (It may or may not have all the accessories a normal cop car has). When driving down the road in a neighborhood, it may scare the crap out of some people who are on the road into slowing their vehicles down so they don't get busted. It may even disperse a potential drug deal in progress.

(Crack deal in progress)

Tom: A'ight, man, hit me up wit' some udda good stuff.
Alec: Aww, shit! Hold up hold up.. Looks like we got some 5-0.
Tom: Man, that ain't the popos.. It's a damn scare-mobile!
Alec: Damn, that was close. Damn scare-mobiles got me all shook up an' shit.

scare-mobile by Da Baba March 11, 2010

scare burp 

When Mr. Crainer Burps When He Gets Scared.

Mr. Crainer Had A Scare Burp.

scare burp by CrainerFan123 October 13, 2015