When the
anus or "arse" itches for a prolonged
period of time, that no
scratch can sub-due........and gets excessively painful ater a while.
Person 1: Aww man, i have such a scarse going on
Person
2: How
long has it been?
Person 1: About a week or so.
Person
2: Oh! So early days then
Person 1: ..........What?