scarpel 

idiot, someone who makes silly mistakes often.

your such a scarpel

scarpel by juyaxxx._. February 10, 2019

Scarper 

Run away quickly from misdeed/minor felony.

Shit, it's the filth, lets scarper

Scarper by Carcer January 29, 2004

Golden Scalpel 

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

Golden Scalpel by cork man April 30, 2005

scarpetta 

It is an italian word, meaning the gesture of "Moping up one's plate food with bread".

I love the scarpetta when finished my spaghetti bolognese.

scarpetta by Max ham September 22, 2016

scarper 

to run away from an authority figure or to completely pussy out and run.

1. There's the teacher lads, scarper!

2. I caught him out so he scarpered.

scarper by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

scalpel 

A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.

B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.

A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.

B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!

scalpel by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007

Scarpelli 

An orange guy who thinks he is the funniest person that walks earth.

Lay off the tanning and stupid jokes Scarpelli.

Scarpelli by Nmons June 28, 2023