scarpel

idiot, someone who makes silly mistakes often.

your such a scarpel

by juyaxxx._. February 10, 2019

Scarper

Run away quickly from misdeed/minor felony.

Shit, it's the filth, lets scarper

by Carcer January 29, 2004

Golden Scalpel

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

by cork man April 30, 2005

scarpetta

It is an italian word, meaning the gesture of "Moping up one's plate food with bread".

I love the scarpetta when finished my spaghetti bolognese.

by Max ham September 22, 2016

scarper

to run away from an authority figure or to completely pussy out and run.

1. There's the teacher lads, scarper!

2. I caught him out so he scarpered.

by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

scalpel

A.a thin, surgical knife used to cut open skin for surgery, insertion of implants, etc.

B.the best invention EVER.It just gets humans THAT much closer to perfection.

A.I had to go under the scalpel for my implants last Tuesday.

B.I love the scalpel;I used to be an ugly fuck and now I'm gorgeous!!

by Cutxmexopen June 11, 2007

Scarpelli

An orange guy who thinks he is the funniest person that walks earth.

Lay off the tanning and stupid jokes Scarpelli.

by Nmons June 28, 2023