scargo

A special kind of 'relationship', in which an older man develops romantic feelings or even an unhealthy obsession towards a much younger girl.

The girl assumes they are just friends and often sees the man as a kind of father-figure.
Can and will end badly for all parts involved.

"Damn, he's totally going scargo on her!"
"The two of them are such a Scargo. I don't think the poor girl understands what's going on."

by Viego's Trash April 22, 2016

sargon

A unit of time equal to 5 minutes.

Oh fucking hell, can you not summarise this in under 1 sargon? I don't have the patience to sit through over 6 sargons of this

by Cuckkad September 4, 2017

Scaroused

To be scared and aroused at the same time.

Matt was scaroused at the thought of a "thunder cunt".

by teh_pwnerer711 March 8, 2011

Scaroused

When your scared but also aroused.

I feel really scaroused when being crushed by someone’s thick thighs

by Starsly February 18, 2021

scarnoncunce?

A Bogan Australian way of saying "what is going on, cunts ?", or "what is the current predicament, friends?"

scarnoncunce?

by Seclusive February 22, 2018

Sargon's law

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.

SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'

by espook April 18, 2015

Joe Scarborough

Humorless twit who acts as a conservative pundit on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Was also once a talentless congressman. When he is on the show, the routine involves him picking fights and routinely losing them. When he is on vacation, the show generally sails forward as effortlessly entertaining. Rumor has it that he has incriminating photographs of someone high-up at MCNBC and that is why they continue to permit him to spew douchbag rhetoric on air. Has an unhealthy case of man-love for Pat Buchanan, another conservative talking-points blowhard.

Joe Scarborough: The way Jon Stewart undressed Jim Cramer on The Daily Show was most unfair. I do not believe our agendas, I mean viewpoints, should be questioned people. Just listen and accept; that's what I do when I'm given my Republican talking points.

by Fraud Exposer July 6, 2009