scarcock 

been setting the lunk alarm off since 2002

absolute unit, good shouts for days

ices the rink all day and night because hockey player in the league bud
where my pucksluts at
got circumcised in grade 10

you wanna taste my drink?

names scarcock

fuck up retard simp

scarcock by Robbie Root Robinson October 22, 2019

sarcockstic 

Being sarcastic with a cock in your mouff.

She's sarcockstically choked dick to show her friends that she can do it without gagging. -BTCG-JCRG

sarcockstic by JapCarRealGood June 27, 2019

scabcock 

A promiscuous male; the male equivalent of a slut.

It refers to the chafing of the penis caused by having copious amounts of sex.

Guy 1: Sup brah?
Guy 2: Not much brosef, just hooked up with like 3 chicks. I am such a player!
Guy 1: Nah brah you're just a scabcock.

scabcock by busterfree December 5, 2009

Scarecock

Similar to a scarecrow but in this case its a horribly ugly or socially terrible ill mannered female who scares men away. Basically a cock block on steroids who chases guys away because she's either medusas glare ugly or her social actions make people uncomfortable and want to leave.

Tina: OMG! Everytime Nancy drinks she becomes so slutty and annoying. Jeremy and Sean never hangout when she's around. Shes such a scarecock.

Samantha: OMG! Like totally.

Scarecock by C Cakes November 3, 2013

scar-cock 

gaping infected absess located on the head of the penis due to unlibricated masterbation

Eric Kelly's face looks like a scar-cock.

scar-cock by Fungus Scar-cock November 7, 2009

Sarcockagus 

To brutally clobber a male's genitalia and then proceed to give it an Indian Rug-burn.

Johnson: "I think I'll give Matteo a Sarcockagus."

Sarcockagus by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 4, 2023

Sarcockstic 

Sarcastic and cocky

That girl is so damn sarcockstic

Sarcockstic by She is a Katy November 26, 2023