Scarecock

Similar to a scarecrow but in this case its a horribly ugly or socially terrible ill mannered female who scares men away. Basically a cock block on steroids who chases guys away because she's either medusas glare ugly or her social actions make people uncomfortable and want to leave.

Tina: OMG! Everytime Nancy drinks she becomes so slutty and annoying. Jeremy and Sean never hangout when she's around. Shes such a scarecock.

Samantha: OMG! Like totally.

Scarecock by C Cakes November 3, 2013

scareyoke 

term used to describe drunken idiots singing along to music accompanied by words on a televison screen. used by bars to offer free public humiliation

jimmy: what's going on tonight?
skip: i'm going to touchdown's to sing some scareyoke?
jimmy: yeah!

scareyoke by jizmasta February 22, 2007

Scapecock 

With the advent of RapeaXe, there may come a time in a man's life when he does not desire having his penis impaled by angry barbs. Instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapecock, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.

The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.

Scenario 1 (At a party):
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"

Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"

Scapecock by Aquilae May 1, 2010

shamecocks 

The nickname of the University of South Carolina Gamecocks, a team with an all time losing record. Also known as lamecocks.

"We're just not real good, and we're not coached real well, which is my fault."
-Steve Spurrier, Coach of Carolina

Clemson beat the shamecocks again this year, "maybey next year."

shamecocks by SGTGR February 17, 2008

Scarejack556 

Scarejack556 is a skinwalker sub-species that take its victims off of the Team Fortress 2 servers. It will lure its victims in with a soothing nerd voice then track them down and mangle their corpse until there is no meat on their bones. He will then steal their steam account and get them vac banned after trading all of their TF2 items to him. Be scared. Be safe. They are real and out there, lurking in the crevasses of Team Fortress 2.

There is a Scarejack556 in my lobby please help.

Scarejack556 by Combirdable (The Void Dweller) October 4, 2023

sarcockstic 

Being sarcastic with a cock in your mouff.

She's sarcockstically choked dick to show her friends that she can do it without gagging. -BTCG-JCRG

sarcockstic by JapCarRealGood June 27, 2019

Spacecock 

A cock so big, it reaches outerspace. People with extremely small penises may claim to have one...It is usually untrue.

Girl: I wanna get with that guy I heard he has a spacecock

Spacecock by MichelleFuckingUrrutia August 18, 2011