Scappoose 

Scappoose is a bedroom community of Portland with a population of approximately 6,000 people. It lies "20" miles Northwest of Portland along Hwy 30. Because it has a weather station at the Scappoose Industrial Airpark, Scappoose is always shown on television weather maps on Portland news stations. Scappoose is a Chinook Indian name and means "gravelly plains," hence why Loan Star lake now exists on the east side of town from digging out too much gravel. Scappoose is also home to "The Peace Candle of the World," which at one time held the Guinness World Record for world's largest candle. Although Scappoose is a small country town, it is the hometown of several notable residents including Michael Curry, a world famous puppeteer and artist, NFL quarterback Derek Anderson, and Playboy Playmate of the Year, Sara Jean Underwood. It is also home to the West Coast Shoe Factory, which makes custom high-end industrial boots. People from Scappoose, call themselves, "Scappoosians"

And contrary to several news anchor mispronunciations, the "a" in Scappoose is pronounced like the "a" in "cat." It is not pronounced like "Scu" as in "uh."

Portlander: Hey, where did you grow up?

Scappoosian: I grew up in Scappoose.

Portlander: Oh yea, in Washington?

Scappoosian: No, dumb Portland person, it's in Oregon!

Scappoose by No wonder March 16, 2010

Scappoose 

A town located in Oregon between Linnton and St. Helens, is about 45 miles away from Portland, Oregon. Is known for it being quite small, it was recently put on the map wich was very suprising, but is growing in size slowly. It's very hard to getaway with things here because some one is bound to know some one that knows your parents and they will find out. Nothing really bad happens here, it's probably one of the safest town in Oregon...and there are about 5 different coffee places in such a tiny area.

Scappoose was also a large Indian community and they gave it the name Scappoose meaning "land of many birds and trees"

Scappoose by Pessimist June 25, 2006

scappoose high school 

a small school located in scappoose oregon near portland oregon, and it is simply a SHIT HOLE

outsider: where do you go to school?

scappoosian: scappoose high school in oregon

outsider: that school is a SHIT HOLE

scappoose high school by littleweeone August 21, 2011

Scappoose Muffler 

The Scappoose Muffler is local to residents of Oregon, whom upon leaving Portland for the coast, begin to get tired of their female companions chatter about 1/3 of the way to their destination while driving through Scappoose.
to quell the flow of words, the man whips out his cock and slams the head down on his johnson, thus muffling the flow of words and getting some piece and quiet.

Lucy wouldnt shut up this weekend on our way to the coast so I gave her a Scappoose Muffler and followed it up with an angry pirate.

Scappoose Muffler by Not Sponsored February 23, 2009

scappoose high school 

A small little dick sucking school that's absolutely shit and a no good for nothing worthless sack of nuts.

"oh scappoose high school? that school sucks dick!"
"oh that's so scappoose school"

scappoose high school by yessumdessumpessum February 7, 2023

Scarpoosed 

To get shot down buy the most notorious of slutty ass whores as the direct result of being very very drunk and on drugs.

Dude.. you were so fucked up on booze and drugs last night that even Renner turned you down... you got Scarpoosed bro!

Scarpoosed by George Mettts January 25, 2009

sapphosexual

faux lesbian; a straight woman who indulges in the lesbian lifestyle just because it's trendy

Jane must be sapphosexual, she's been hanging out in lesbian bars, but she's not even really into girls.

sapphosexual by anonymous April 20, 2005