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Scappoose
A town located in Oregon between Linnton and St. Helens, is about 45 miles away from Portland, Oregon. Is known for it being quite small, it was recently put on the map wich was very suprising, but is growing in size slowly. It's very hard to getaway with things here because some one is bound to know some one that knows your parents and they will find out. Nothing really bad happens here, it's probably one of the safest town in Oregon...and there are about 5 different coffee places in such a tiny area.