scanortch

Strong odor producing vagina. Fishy, fecal, sour, smelling vagina. Usually containing multiple STD's. Intercourse texture is that of a bucket of water.

Anyone who came within 5 feet of Gina would agree she needed to clean her scanortch.

by Esteban Rios September 20, 2008

scanortch

Strong odor producing vagina. Fishy, fecal, sour, smelling vagina. Usually containg multiple STD's. Intercourse texture is that of a bucket of water.

Anyone who came within 5 feet of Gina would agree she needed to clean her scanortch.

by Esteban Rios September 19, 2008

schnotch

a shot that is taken out of a girl's snatch. it can be girl on girl or guy on girl. it does not matter.

I just took a schnotch and I am drunk as hell.

by rock of love bus January 5, 2009

Scanworthy

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

by MoeFaux November 29, 2010

scanworthy

A level of hotness, sexiness, and beauty in a woman that is so extreme, you actually wish you worked for the TSA, just on the off-chance she'd come through your security checkpoint on your shift, so you can check out her image on the new equipment.

Oh yeah, that new yoga instructor is definitely scanworthy!

by MoeFaux November 27, 2010

Snortching

Eating pussy like a piggy.

Boy you snortching me ain't you?

by Croakus November 6, 2011

scartch

1. To screw up

2. A tool used to destroy things

1. "Donny, you scartched everything!"

2. "Hey Nick, can I borrow your pencil scartchinator?"

by tdiguy123 October 27, 2013