Scalded

1. when someone has burned (smoked) so much that they are so high they can't function; passed baked.

We smoked 4 blunts and got straight scalded.

Scalded by ab-easy December 3, 2010

Scalded Ape 

a) when a ape is scalded with anything that scalds, it is reported that they have unimaginable speed as they run.
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast

The robber entered the convenince store and pulled out a large caliber handgun. My friend Jason, seeing the gun, ran out the back door like a Scalded Ape.

Scalded Ape by yellowjacket_34 October 21, 2008

scalded dog 

One who runs away like a coward. A JRism.

JR: "Triple H is running like a scalded dog from Kane!"
JR: "Batista is running like a scalded dog from good workrate!"
JR: "Orton is running like a scalded dog from charisma!"
JR: "Shawn Michaels is running like a scalded dog from jobbing!"
JR: "La Resistance is running like a scalded dog from personality!"
JR: "Paul Heyman is running like a scalded dog from all of the bounced checks! Bingo hall! Bingo hall!"
JR: "Kevin Nash tries to run like a scalded dog but tears a quad in the process, bah gawd!"
JR: "Jake Roberts tries to run like a scalded dog from heroin! Wait, he is running back to it, BAH GAWD!"

scalded dog by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

scalded dog 

The term "scalded dog" originated when people used to cook, can, and preserve food outside. A dog could come into contact with spilled hot water or foodstuff and run from the pain. Dogs will run away from pain from bees or hot scalding water long after the pain causing entity is gone.
A dog that has been burned is a scalded dog and to run like a scalded dog is to run wildly from a pain causing experience.

The soldier ran like a scalded dog from the enemy forces.
The children ran like scalded dogs from the black bear.
The people ran like scalded dogs from the lava flow.
The escaped criminals ran like scalded dogs from the police.

scalded dog by Merle t Cornpone August 21, 2009

Scalded Panda 

When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....

Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?

Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.

Craig: Cool!

Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.

Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?

Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!

Craig: Your the MAN!!

Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..

Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...

Scalded Panda by Tact123 March 4, 2010

scalded chicken 

A womens shaved genital area.

Man she had the "scalded chicken" going, but it still looked like chewed up bubble gum!

scalded chicken by mudmonkey January 30, 2008

scalded me liver 

A phrase that expresses shock when the hot food or drink (esp. tea) did not burn your mouth but on swallowing feels like it scalded your insides/oesophagus/liver, often from eating too eagerly.

"Argh! Just scalded me liver!" (preferably said in a Yorkshire accent after a gulp of tea or swallowing hot pasty).

"Careful, you'll scald yer liver!" (a warning to someone with little self control with hot food/drink, usually a child).

scalded me liver by tealady May 16, 2007