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wanker scab
Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.
wanker scab by OldLeech September 24, 2019
scabby snatch
Eric was about to go down on Jessica when he noticed all of the blisters and scabs covering her vulva. He puked in his mouth a little and decided not to pull a herpes fuck on her, she had a scabby snatch and he didn't want to catch whatever it was she had.
scabby snatch by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
sour scab
sour scab by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
Scabadoo
An actress that is much older than the character that they are portraying. In films often resulting in movements by the actress that would be believable by a younger woman, but the older actress cannot successfully preform the actions drawing attention to the actress' deficiencies.
In Taken, the movie, Maggie Grace is playing Kim, after she is rescued she runs through the airport toward her mother. Here she has to run like a retarded newborn baby giraffe to try and convince the audience that she young enough to be playing a character she is far too old for. Therefore Maggie Grace is a Scabadoo.
Scabadoo by Scabadoos and don'ts October 6, 2010
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