says who 

An expression used when you hear a fact relating something that sounds absolutely unbelievable.

"Scientists have developed a watermelon that tastes of vanilla!"

"Yeah? Says who?"

says who by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Says who? 

An expression used to challenge the truth of a speaker's assertion when the speaker has provided no supporting evidence or reasoning and has thus left only his own questionable authority as the basis for acceptance.

Math Teacher: History is a useless subject.
History Teacher: Oh, really? Says who?

Says who? by Mesai January 3, 2021

anyone who says "uber"

A loser who watches all around too much Southpark, and stupidly quotes it.

anyone who says "uber" needs to ston i can't stand them.

anyone who says "uber" by triplexxxsweet April 6, 2009

Who says heaven is white? 

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

Who says heaven is white? by GentleLad March 5, 2019

who says baka 

Only annoying little shits say Baka

Priscilla: omg you’re such a Baka

Me: you’re so annoying who says Baka

who says baka by gaystick May 14, 2021

Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek” 

A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners

Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek” by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 3, 2023

The guy who says basic shit 

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)

Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger

The guy who says basic shit by The guy who says advanced shit May 25, 2025