saxoboner

When a guy pulls out his saxophone and fliest fedora, all of the ladies get

1- Debra! We can all see your saxoboner!
2- sorry, I just can't handle myself around the Jazz.

by Dirtylirby August 12, 2015

saxoboner

When a guy pulls out his saxophone and fliest fedora, all of the ladies get

1- Debra! We can all see your saxoboner!
2- sorry, I just can't handle myself around the Jazz.

by Dirtylirby August 12, 2015

Saboner

When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis

Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner

by Joe Houses June 18, 2011

Soboner

Someone who acts like they're high even though they never did drugs in their life. From sober and stoner.

Did you see Mark's analysis of Power Puff Girls? He's such a soboner!

by Ganondox March 5, 2017

Samboner

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).

"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."

by Toastwaver January 22, 2021

Saxaboner

When you play the saxophone so hard you get a boner

Dude last night I got a huge saxaboner

by Spiderpenguin October 24, 2016

saxostoner

Someone who is both a saxophone player and a stoner. Can also go by saxophonestoner.

"I heard mike got so baked last night and started playing his saxophone; he's such a saxostoner!"

by hotrodman106 February 15, 2015