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saxoboner 

When a guy pulls out his saxophone and fliest fedora, all of the ladies get
1- Debra! We can all see your saxoboner!
2- sorry, I just can't handle myself around the Jazz.
saxoboner by Dirtylirby August 12, 2015
When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis
Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner
Saboner by Joe Houses June 18, 2011
Someone who acts like they're high even though they never did drugs in their life. From sober and stoner.
Did you see Mark's analysis of Power Puff Girls? He's such a soboner!
Soboner by Ganondox March 5, 2017

Samboner 

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).
"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."
Samboner by Toastwaver January 22, 2021

Saxaboner 

When you play the saxophone so hard you get a boner
Dude last night I got a huge saxaboner
Saxaboner by Spiderpenguin October 24, 2016

saxostoner 

Someone who is both a saxophone player and a stoner. Can also go by saxophonestoner.
"I heard mike got so baked last night and started playing his saxophone; he's such a saxostoner!"
saxostoner by hotrodman106 February 15, 2015
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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