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Sawed Off Fuck 

A short man/woman that acts like an asshole
Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!
Sawed Off Fuck by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016

sawed-off shotgun

A regular double barrel shotgun, except someone took the time and effort to saw off a few centimeters from the barrel (and possibly the stock as well). this modified firearm is very useful for short-range crowd-control.
A sawed-off shotgun is easier to hide in a tuxedo than the original shotgun.

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF 

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT
John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

Sawed Off 

A sawed off shotgun, in which the barrel(s) are sawed off to become shorter, for the purpose of the pellets inside the shells to spread out over a vast area. The accuracy is lessened by this but a sawed off 12 gauge is a gully weapon to have.
"...Up into my bag, cuz I gotta get my mask
and shells to put in this 12 gauge sawed off...
Sawed Off by Leathaface July 22, 2003

sawed-off human 

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person
Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.

Sazed up 

The state of being so messed up Nyquil you don't even know where you are. You start screaming "Garry Terriyaki" and your nose starts bleeding for no reason, you end up passing out and waking up 16 hours later.
Alex: Dude, let's get sazed up tonight.
Mooga: Aw yeah dude, sippin on that sazequil bro.
Saze: Dude, I am already sazed up... whoa... Garry TERRIYAKI!!
Sazed up by Sazequil December 25, 2010