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save a ho 

Trying to turn a ho in to a house wife.
Jake: man,I got me a new ho!

John: dood! You can't turn a ho into a house wife.!.

Jake: shut up im tryna save a ho.
save a ho by sunok1 June 14, 2008
Words you can keep

Super-save-a-ho 

A person who is well known for his/her attempts to help SAVE a ho from a life of whoreness. Usually the old, creepy guy at a bar, strip-club (or wherever hoes hang) trying to lure the ho with money and promises of a "ho-free" lifestyle. This hardly ever works cause as we all know....You can't turn a HO into a Housewife. Only a HOUSE-HO!
Bill Maher tried dating former video-ho, "Super-head" Kerrine Steffans. After finding out that she won't change, Bill decided to put his days as a "Super-save-a-ho" behind him.
Super-save-a-ho by Worldchamp9 October 15, 2009

Captain Save a Ho 

A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.
My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.
Captain Save a Ho by TheTruth6998 November 22, 2010

Captain Save A Ho 

A guy who always comes to the aide of a woman in crisis who only calls him when she needs something from him.
Man, you are bailing her out of jail again? Or dude, you are paying her rent again? You are picking her "friend" up @ SFO & dropping him off at her house? Quit acting like a captain save a ho.

captin save a ho 

A male who has sex with a prostitute and feels sorry for her afterwards questioning her life choices. He usually offers her encouraging advice and support to get her out of the lifestyle.
That guy was a real captin save a ho. Told me to give all this up and that he could help me find a job!
captin save a ho by Jenrette J. January 1, 2007

captain save a ho 

Any sucka that takes a ho'ish woman and trys to change her life around. Trys to turn a ho into a housewife.
Man what's up with that nigga falling in love with that same bitch we ran train on? He aint nothing but a Captain save a ho.
captain save a ho by D_style November 30, 2006

Captain Save a ho 

E-40 the rap artist coined the phrase captain save a ho.
Where a guy will take care of a goldigger. pay for everything. pay for goldie to get her nails done, hair done, get a cellular hooked up. the guy will be a sucker for the girl and take care of paying for her kids. He will come to the girls rescue like a superhero in attempt to get some play. Dine her and she will take advantage of him. he would actually say I will save a ho baby I am here for you.
Make captain save a ho take care of your kids. make your kids his. it is all part of that take care of me like a superhero with an S on the chest, When I call on the cellular you hooked up, come and save me.
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