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Sausage Head 

A skinny head like a pepperami...
Oi sausage head...why didn't you go mad wen Mr Crump put your heed in a vice. Come back and finish me off. Time is money...
Sausage Head by El Mexico June 15, 2016

Head Sausage 

The protruding fat roll that exists on the back of the head where the head and neck meet. Usually on a fat / chubby man while sitting upright in a chair or on a bench.
Wow! Look at that! Hey, can I squeeze your head sausage?
Head Sausage by Jubantime July 19, 2015

Sausage toe head 

A word to describe an idiot or any other use you can think off.
What would you do that for you sausage toe head.
Sausage toe head by Thebossbaby October 8, 2021

sausage headache 

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.
I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.
sausage headache by stevedavejohn September 30, 2010

Joe Sausagehead 

(n) someone comparable to a village idiot. It is basically someone with a brain damaged to the point of being sausage.
tommy: "hey Willie let me hold twenty let me hold twenty bucks."
willie: "Man have you lost yo damn mind? What the fuck I look like joe sausagehead? I ain't givin you shit motherfucker."
Joe Sausagehead by kribg October 10, 2010

sammy sausagehead 

Imbusile; idiot;gullible
(Prison slang)
Man , that dude thought I was a Sammy sausagehead when he expected me to pay that much for that little bag of weed.
sammy sausagehead by Budd2477 March 1, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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