sausage hand

When someone has fingers that look like sausages

You got sausage hand bro.

sausage hand by Mooseman0424 May 15, 2016

Second-hand sausage 

When you are making out with your girlfriend and you taste another guys dick on her lips. This also includes when you go down on the girl.

Madisen came over to kiss me and I almost choked on the second-hand sausage.

Second-hand sausage by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Hand shake sausage 

The man part between thy legs

No I don’t want you hand shake sausage

Hand shake sausage by Bones712 December 10, 2022

Sausage Handshake 

Simply...To masterbate

Excuse me a second i must go to the bathroom for a sausage handshake

Sausage Handshake by ShermanTank198 October 11, 2009

lord sausage hands 

A person with very chubby fingers which makes them look like sausages.

Lord sausage hands can't keep his hands off himself.

lord sausage hands by chinchillieday August 24, 2009

edward sausage hands 

Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead

You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"

edward sausage hands by jomamas November 11, 2013

holding hands with sausage 

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

holding hands with sausage by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008