edward sausage hands

Ruins everything with his big ol hands banging around on everything breaking it all like edward scissor hands did but with his stumpy sausage fingers instead

You get a mixed up text from some guy with fat fingers and text him back "allright there, edward sausage hands!"

by jomamas November 11, 2013

November 6

National Yeet your friends across the room day

I am going to yeet him on November 6

by Jomamas November 02, 2019