A thick gravy-like residue which forms on the testicles and inner thigh created by the build up of smegma, cum, piss, and sweat conjoining into a homogeneous mixture.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh there's jason!! YOU SHOULD ASK HIM OUT!!
Girl 2: Nah, Samantha told me the last time she slept with him he had barnacle sauce.
Girl 1: Oh gross.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).