A way to describe an amazing friend. Someone who is not only very loyal and supportive, but also hilariously sarcastic and unbelievable beautiful (even if they refuse to believe it). If someone is a saturnius, they’re able to not only be there for you in your darkest hour, but also laugh and make stupid jokes with you. Everyone should have a saturnius.

“Hey, did you meet the epic new kid?”
“Yeah, she’s TOTALLY a saturnius.”

saturnius by nic :)) April 3, 2019

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saturnsocks

a broke inferior lemoore resident bitch named jonah who's in love with etnad, finds himself aroused by phineas and ferb, and owns one shirt on pubg.

jonah: i love dante
emily: wow.. ur such a saturnsocks

saturnsocks by emilythespic October 20, 2018

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Saturnism

The only true religion; worships Mr. Saturn. Their holy manuscript is the game Earthbound. Founded by Mad Arcand.

"I cannot use the word "Saturnism" in a sentence." said Bob.

Saturnism by I'm not giving my name to a machine! February 18, 2003

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saturnsocks

a broke inferior lemoore resident bitch named jonah who's in love with etnad, finds himself aroused by phineas and ferb porn, and owns one shirt on pubg.

ugh ur such a saturnsocks bitch

saturnsocks by emilythespic October 20, 2018

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