saturnas 

Saturnas is a unique name, but like all its special, he can have the heart of an angel. Or the heart of a devil. He can fall in love quickly and out of love just as fast, just be carful which heart you get. Saturnas like gaming, sports and SLEEPING. He has a kind soul so don't destroy it, cause wants its gone you've got little hope of him finding it again. If you ever find your self loved by him then your lucky. This man will love you with all his heart and wants the same back. Break it though and you will never get that love back.

Hey my name is saturnas.

saturnas by K.A.M.B November 23, 2021

io saturnalia 

The celebrative phrase used for the ancient Roman holiday of Saturnalia, celebrated in December. An ancient Roman version of "Merry Christmas." Pronounced like "yo Saturnalia."

Student: Io Saturnalia!
Teacher: Shoot, I forgot to bring candy for the class.

io saturnalia by cirria November 28, 2006

Saturnalia 

Saturnalia is the ancient Roman holiday celebrated around the winter solstice.

It was in praise of the god Saturn, and consisted of a huge drunken orgy.

Another common practice during this festival was the switching of slave and master roles. for one day, all the slave owners gave up their power to their slaves.

the common saying for this festival (ex. merry Christmas) was "Io Saturnalia" pronounced "yo saturnalia."

"hurray, for it is the solstice! Io Saturnalia everyone. Now fetch me some wine and let us get naked."

Saturnalia by emuluver December 24, 2008

Saternasty 

feeling of worthlessness on a saterday night while sitting alone and inhaling stale food and warm beer while your flea bitten poodle runs amok.

"You see that guy? He is going to be that guy who gets saternasty every weekend."
"Man, that saternasty sucked."

Saternasty by Abe713 March 4, 2008

Saturnaught 

Naughty Saturday Night.

Saturnaught was fun, but I was tired on Sunday!

Saturnaught by Devyliciously Pure July 15, 2010

saturnsocks 

a broke inferior lemoore resident bitch named jonah who's in love with etnad, finds himself aroused by phineas and ferb, and owns one shirt on pubg.

jonah: i love dante
emily: wow.. ur such a saturnsocks

saturnsocks by emilythespic October 20, 2018

Saturnism 

The only true religion; worships Mr. Saturn. Their holy manuscript is the game Earthbound. Founded by Mad Arcand.

"I cannot use the word "Saturnism" in a sentence." said Bob.

Saturnism by I'm not giving my name to a machine! February 18, 2003