Satisfucktion

The feeling of satisfaction during or after having sex.

I'm going to get me some satisfucktion tonight!

Jimmy: "yo Bob, whats Jenny up to in there?"
Bob : "I think she might be getting herself some satisfucktion"

by Crystal Clearwater August 23, 2011

satisfucktion

a spin-off from the sexually frustrated housewife who can't get any "satisfaction" in bed

When it was all over, she couldn't get any satisfucktion from her lover cause he came too damn quick!

by DesertNymphoManiac September 5, 2011

satisfucktion

1.Having very satisfying sex.

2.Being unexpectedly fucked instead of receiving moral satisfaction.

Can you take care of me,satisfucktion guaranteed.

You will get your satisfucktion ,- said my lawyer ex-husband

by kuzya August 11, 2011

satisfaction

the tangible feeling in which I demand some of.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

satisfaction

The feeling you get when you obtain one of the following: revenge, orgasm, college degree, a really hot chick's/dude's phone #

(revenge/orgasm) I was satisfied after I came for the 4th time that night, afterall, I was fucking my girlfriends sister after I found out my girlfriend cheated on me.

(degree/phone#) I was showing off my college degree at work and this hot chick gave me her number.

by syst0lic August 11, 2003

Textual Satisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010

internet satisfaction

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.

Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"

by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008