Satified

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1. When you ejaculate with weak force, kind of like when it bubbles over the penis. Usually caused by being blasted in the testicles way too much.

2. Another word for pre-mature ejaculation.

person: *Fake names* Lacey hit josh in the balls so hardl ast night that he satified on hisgirl, and she started freaking out.

Satified by Phigdizzle November 6, 2007

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Satisfied

What Alexander Hamilton will never be.

He will never be satisfied. I will never be satisfied.

Satisfied by Angelica Schuyler March 5, 2017

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Satisfied

The feeling you can never have once Alexander Hamilton comes into your life.

"I will never be satisfied"-Angelica

Satisfied by Glitchwantsyodick December 26, 2016

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Satisfied

A feeling when you are happy. Like uh like when you like uh umm yeah you know

Yes satisfied

Satisfied by AHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHH June 12, 2020

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Satisfied Salamander

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra

Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?

Satisfied Salamander by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010

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you will never be satisfied

you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.

Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*

you will never be satisfied by Kiyotaka Ishimauru December 31, 2020

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satisfied

When enough has been one, one becoems satisfied.

He was satisfied enough of his enemies had been killed

He was satisfied after the meal.

satisfied by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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