satellites 

a fat girl's friends.
If they are fat aswell they may be referred to as "moons"
Satellites however are either fit girls who have known fatty bum bum for a long time and feel compelled to take her out, or can be girls with few other friends hoping to follow in fatty's sluttyy footsteps when she tries to pull any one she can establish eye contact with.

One of tubbety-toe-bub-tubbety-tubbers satellites is well fit,

hope her orbital base doesn't get jelous and viciously cock block me.

satellites by albertInnis213st.albansDriveSC February 22, 2010

stars & satellites

A cool bracelet line, stars & satellites makes beaded charm bracelets, the names of which are inspired by music from Boys Like Girls and Taylor Swift. Looking to expand into clothing. Owner and creator is Evie Mae, a young fashion designer from Vancouver, BC.

Girl 1: I love your bracelets!

Girl 2: Thanks they're stars & satellites bracelets!

Girl 1: Awesome!

stars & satellites by missvickie June 13, 2011

Only the satellites know 

The answer to all lifes quetions and mysteries.

Jack - Wheres my other sock.

Jill - Only the satellittes know.

James - John you were really pissed last night what happened after I left the party.

John - I was soo pissed Only the satellites know.

Only the satellites know by vowvs November 4, 2012

satellite jeon 

A habit for Jungkook to be with Jimin and he subconsiously follows Jimin wherever he going.
It already became a part of his daily routine to be near Jimin

It used to be Jimin that followed Jungkook around but now it's the opposite (Satellite Jeon)

satellite jeon by Flossie-min May 7, 2018

Teenage Sattelites

Teenage Sattelites is a Blink-182 song off of their 2016 album California.

Come and fill the atmosphere! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites! Woah! We're Teenage Sattelites!

-Blink 182

Bob: See that beautiful girl over there with that punk rocker boy? They're Teenage Sattelites.

Sam: I didn't know there was such a thing as a Teenage Sattelite. So, that's what teens look like from space.

Teenage Sattelites by PWS27 May 10, 2017

Satellite ears 

The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...

(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo

Satellite ears by Firelovesugar February 26, 2009

Satellite Friend

The friend that is never really part of the "fam" group of friends. They're never on the inside of any circles and only make their revolutions around the outside of close cliques, even though they're friends with all of them.

"Why weren't you there on Saturday, everyone else was"
"Uh because everyone forgot about me and didn't miss me because I'm just a Satellite Friend"

Satellite Friend by Mortal Beauty January 18, 2016