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Assburgers 

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell
Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017

slashburger 

The term comes from the Portland, Oregon area, ca 1970, and is used as a name for a swollen, somewhat salty and rancid vagina
"Dude, her slashburger would feed an army and it's low carb IF one doesn't gag on it"

Sandburger 

A hamburger served on bread instead of a bun. Typically, eaten by college students or old people.
grandpa: Woman, what's for dinner?
grandma: Hamburger patties
grandpa: Whatchu say?
grandma: We don't have any buns
grandpa: You betta get in the kitchen and make me a sandburger
Sandburger by madabbarc September 9, 2009

Sasspergers 

An affliction whereby the person is entirely unaware that they are sassy all the time, especially when it is uncalled for.
The way she talks to the pastor, you'd think she has sasspergers.
Sasspergers by Bristol Townie Jr December 24, 2014

assburgers 

A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"
assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006

Assburgers 

Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.

Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Do you think I have ASSSSSSSBurgers?

Yes, I think you have Assburgers.
Assburgers by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018