sassburger
sassburger by ps4isthebomb.com November 26, 2018
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Assburgers
A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017
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slashburger
The term comes from the Portland, Oregon area, ca 1970, and is used as a name for a swollen, somewhat salty and rancid vagina
slashburger by Princess Peussie April 5, 2005
Sandburger
grandpa: Woman, what's for dinner?
grandma: Hamburger patties
grandpa: Whatchu say?
grandma: We don't have any buns
grandpa: You betta get in the kitchen and make me a sandburger
grandma: Hamburger patties
grandpa: Whatchu say?
grandma: We don't have any buns
grandpa: You betta get in the kitchen and make me a sandburger
Sandburger by madabbarc September 9, 2009
Sasspergers
An affliction whereby the person is entirely unaware that they are sassy all the time, especially when it is uncalled for.
Sasspergers by Bristol Townie Jr December 24, 2014
assburgers
A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
assburgers by Rainbringer June 11, 2006
Assburgers
Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Assburgers by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018
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