Sasspergers 

An affliction whereby the person is entirely unaware that they are sassy all the time, especially when it is uncalled for.

The way she talks to the pastor, you'd think she has sasspergers.

Sasspergers by Bristol Townie Jr December 24, 2014

Asspergers

A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.

(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)

"How was I supposed to know it was a lit grill and not a chair? And now I'm stuck with 'Asspergers!'"

Asspergers by ClassicCreation July 26, 2009