Skip to main content

Smashburger 

This is what you call you friends mom when you make sexual "momma jokes" at his expense.
"Eh Matt, tell Smashburger I'm coming over later. I got the 50 Shades of Grey sex package."
Smashburger by I Been Drinkin April 17, 2015

Smashburger 

A place where Burger King and Dairy Queen have sex.
Burger King and Dairy Queen were doing their business at Smashburger yesterday and they had lots of fun.

Smashburger Obsessor 

Someone similar to a Dilba who loves and obsesses about smashburgers.
The Smashburger Obsessor ate his pressed patty and tried to convince the world it is something different than a pattied burger!
Smashburger Obsessor by Jimbeameater September 12, 2020

slashburger 

The term comes from the Portland, Oregon area, ca 1970, and is used as a name for a swollen, somewhat salty and rancid vagina
"Dude, her slashburger would feed an army and it's low carb IF one doesn't gag on it"

sassburger 

a person who likes to give someone sass
Dylan is such a sassburger!
sassburger by ps4isthebomb.com November 26, 2018

Smash Burger Denial 

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
Smash Burger Denial by Clars800 September 12, 2020