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A japanese guy who steals a guy's, who lives in zambia, driver's license. The japanese guy plays cong fu and can semi fly to kick peopel's asses!
He was passing by the zambian's house, and has the same name as him, so the postman gave him the license, and now the zambian wont recieve his license:(
Sarimu TOOK MY LICENSE!

PLEASE PUBLISH THIS!
sarimu by alex102 July 26, 2010
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strong(gigih/cekal)
•Always strong with anything what her doing
•Will never Give Up
"sarimah is strong woman"
sarimah by Fatteh Alury December 29, 2016
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sarimu • sarim • srimurugan • Saimum • saimun • saimur • samimule • sariful • sarima • sarimah
perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.
girl: hey sarim i love u
sarim: love u more darling!!
sarim by bingopop September 12, 2010
A kind person, who is great with tech. If you ever need anything you can count on him. He will help you, and he's a nice friend as well. He is a very cool person
Sarim by Pokem_X January 29, 2020
can be quite funny sometimes i guess (don’t tell him that tho cos it’ll all go to his fat head). has a strange talent for remembering song lyrics yet refuses to do his business homework??? also can be cute when he’s simpy which is hardly ever but i see how that makes it more worth it. is very attractive but again don’t tell him that cos it’ll make his ego massive.
random guy - sarim kinda funny uno

me - yh don’t tell him that, he’s already full of himself
sarim by thaliasummer April 11, 2021
a man with an abnormally large penis that makes him the desirable for women
that guy is such a Sarim, I bet he'd be great in bed
sarim by SammyPro May 6, 2009
A very awesome indian male. He is typically fighting off hordes of hot girls while solving calculus problems. His body smells like heaven and is well endowed in the male physical areas. He gets wild at night and is extremely fun to hang with.
Jack: Hey is that Srimukh ?
Andrew: Holy Shit! Indeed it is. Watch how he gracefully finishes his math homework while attracting all the sexy girls in a one mile radius.
Jack: Damn I wish I was a Srimukh...
Andrew: Tru dat man.. tru dat
Srimukh by HughJassRHawt April 4, 2010
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