sarcaffism 

The art of cleverly insulting anyone who tries to speak at you, prior to your sufficient consumption of enough caffeine to actually tolerate people in the morning.

My spouse was met with sarcaffism, and cowered in the corner, when they asked me to cook breakfast before my coffee had finished brewing.

sarcaffism by Major Dad November 14, 2017

sarcanism 

plainly, sarcasm in ebonics.

sarcanism is a really awesome word...

sarcanism by dafsgdhgf August 26, 2006

sarcaffastic 

Mocking people who attempt to talk at you by using contempt and irony. Generally a result of having too much blood in your coffein system in the morning.

People who attempt to speak at me too early in the morning, are usually met with a severely sarcaffastic attitude until I have consumed a sufficient amount of coffein. Do not do this.

sarcaffastic by Major Dad November 15, 2017

Sarcastism 

1. The knowledge that god and lucifer exists, the belief they are leading forces, and the understanding that there is an afterlife, but not caring whatsoever what they do.

2. Basically a between stance of athiesm and christianity, or athiesm and satanism

Person 1 - are you an athiest or a christian

Person 2 - ..im a sarcastist.

Person 1 - you mean a person of sarcasm?

Person 2 - oh mononono, im a sarcastist, the religion of sarcastism, where i dont give two shits about what god or satan does, even though i know they exist.

Person 1 - huh.. good to know!

Sarcastism by Ember Flamestorm December 23, 2022