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It is used in place of "sandwich," for the intellectually lazy, during speech.
Person 1: I am eating a PB&J sanwich

Person 2: You mean "sandwich"

Person 1: No I don't enunciate my words

Person 2: Ok, that makes sense and also explains why you are eating a "PB & J" in the first place.
Words you can keep

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The most scouse thing a scouser can say
Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

ClubHouse Sandwich 

ClubHouse Sandwich, also called a club sandwich, is a sandwich consisting of bread (traditionally toasted), sliced cooked chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, ham,turkey and mayo. It is often cut into quarters or halves and held together by cocktail sticks/ tooth picks.

usually it is Served with either french fries or potato chips / crisps, commonly served with an accompaniment of either coleslaw or potato salad, and often garnished with a pickle.

Modern versions frequently have two layers which are separated by an additional slice of bread.

Some replace the poultry meat with eggs (a "breakfast club") or roast beef. Others use ham instead of, or in addition to, bacon, or add slices of cheese. Various kinds of mustard and sliced pickles may be added. Upscale variations include the oyster club, the salmon club, and Dungeness crab melt

It may have originated at the Union Club of New York City circa 1889.

Others say the Saratoga Club in Saratoga Springs, New York, Canfield Casino in 1894.

The sandwich appeared in U.S. restaurant menus as early as 1899
Eat at Hank & Lulu's Diner , The Thursday special Is a ClubHouse Sandwich which consists of

3 peices of toasted White bread dressed with mayo, turkey ,lettuce, tomatoes,bacon chicken ,ham with a side dish of potato chips / crisps or a ceaser salad garnished

With a pickle slice and a Large drink of your choice with free refills only $10.99.
ClubHouse Sandwich by Blu_leef December 24, 2022

Not everyone can eat sandwiches 

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

I'm Your Tuna Fish Sandwich 

From the blues classic - slang for sexual availability.

"Free tonight?"
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich."
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich, spoon me on your bread.
I'm your tuna sandwich baby, best to eat in bed."

smug sandwich 

The act of forcing one's smugness onto another, usually a friend, for one's own amusement.
Timmy treated Quincy to a smug sandwich after beating him on the test.
smug sandwich by Foooge September 16, 2007
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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