santa beards 

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

santa beards by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

Santa Beard 

When you skeet in a guy's beard.

It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.

Santa Beard by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

Bearded Santa 

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.

Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.

Bearded Santa by Plattsperv January 2, 2012

Santa's beard 

When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she cums his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.

I heard Antoinette gave him a Santa's beard.

Santa's beard by uknowhooXX December 18, 2009

Santa Clause Beard 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for Christmas.

So I game my girlfriend a Santa Clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a PS3 for Christmas.

Santa Clause Beard by Peter Goziner September 10, 2011

Santa's beard 

after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!

guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.

Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!

Santa's beard by dylan dudeacle December 4, 2012

Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

Salmon-Beard-Santa by thehighyeast September 30, 2012