4 definitions by Dave Winks

1

When you skeet in someone's eye.

I didnt want the girl to see me as I stole her purse, so i quick gave her a cataract shot.

by Dave Winks December 06, 2004

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2

When you skeet in a guy's beard.

It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.

by Dave Winks December 06, 2004

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3

When you ejaculate into someone's ear.

This girl was really starting to piss me off, so i gave her some whitenoise, that shut her up.

by Dave Winks December 06, 2004

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4

When you skeet in someones nose.

I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.

by Dave Winks December 06, 2004

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