sans paper 

paper with a hint of comedy in it, has to have a joke on sand paper

Person 1: Wanna hear my sans paper?
Person 2: sure
Person 1: What do you get with a cow with no legs?
Person 2: Ground Beef.
Person 1: you got me man

sans paper by Your_Bean_bowl April 27, 2019

Sans Under paper 

A groupchat with a bunch of noobs featuring, Ouoyupot the boomer, lordskilled with no mic xdddddd, melonofdenoob, FlamingBeast2341111111 the really cool epic dude, kingwheelsYT the bruh moment, boodaisy the nedist, power the earraper, tristone the...., parkour the parkour master and theawesomeg1 more like theawesomegoat1, a couple reincarnations of this was the bangor under paper foundation, we also have the opposing force of evil Ft. Dragn, Mythil, Emerald, goat, radical, joHny and antrixx #mazebeans are noobs

"that is a sans under paper moment" "bruh monument sans under paper"

Sans Under paper by big chad flaming November 14, 2019

Sandpaper Grandma 

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.

Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

sandpaper glove 

A hand job from a rough-handed female thus uncomfortably scraping your dong.

That bitch had rough hands felt like she was jerkin me with a sandpaper glove.

sandpaper glove by Ronnie Ace August 4, 2012

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery 

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery by Adam Owada May 7, 2008

Sandpaper 

When the person you are talking to is dry with their responses

Girl 1: “How did yalls conversation go last night?”
Girl 2: “Oh my god, he’s such a sandpaper.”
Girl 1: “Yikes sis. He was that dry?”

Sandpaper by umyikes June 9, 2019

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008