Same as the Yeti, Bigfoot, Chewbacca, Sasquatch and many different names the creature is called.

This particular name is a reference from the movie "Trailer Park Boys" the nickname was commonly used by Bubbles.
(Bubbles is one of the characters in the movie)

"Holy f*** Ricky, it's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch!"
"There's a mother f***in' Samsqwanch at my door, what do I do?"

Samsqwanch by Soapaosin November 14, 2013

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samsquanch

a fat, ugly, stanky ass whore. May resemble the sasquach or bigfoot

Damn that is one ugly samsquanch!

samsquanch by K-dizz August 9, 2006

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samsquanch

A rock band in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Long live the 'Squanch!

"That was the greatest Samsquanch show ever; we love the 'Squanch!"

samsquanch by Squanch September 5, 2006

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Samsquanch

1) The mispronounciation of the word "Sasquatch". 2) A stupid looking, big eyebrowed penguin in Québec's Biodome I named Samsquanch.

Guy 1: OMFG! The samsquanch is gonna get you!!
Guy 2: OMFG! ..What's a samsquanch?
Guy 1: OMFG! You don't know what a samsquanch is?
Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.

Samsquanch by Adam Ritchie August 29, 2006

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