by K-dizz August 09, 2006
by Squanch September 05, 2006
On the Canadian TV show "The Trailer Park Boys" the character named "Bubbles" pronounces Sasquatch "Samsquanch".
by kodiakmartin September 03, 2008
1) The mispronounciation of the word "Sasquatch". 2) A stupid looking, big eyebrowed penguin in Québec's Biodome I named Samsquanch.
Guy 1: OMFG! The samsquanch is gonna get you!!
Guy 2: OMFG! ..What's a samsquanch?
Guy 1: OMFG! You don't know what a samsquanch is?
Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..What's a samsquanch?
Guy 1: OMFG! You don't know what a samsquanch is?
Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.
by Adam Ritchie August 29, 2006
A person who is a staunch Samsung fanboy, who will Troll articles that have anything to do with Apple products.
by Olrak Dunflomingo April 24, 2014
A large, long-haired, unassuming critter who haunts areas along the Brazos river. Carrys musical instruments and smells like body odor.
"Did you see the samsquanch on the Brazos river?"
"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."
"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."
by Hairy Canuckles August 10, 2019