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samisoni

A hoe ass nigga who will get no where in life and most likely gets no bitches
samisoni is a bitch ass nigga
by uihu January 18, 2024
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samisoni

Samisoni is that nigga, a real nigga. He will give you the best head you will ever receive in your life. Samisoni got that dawg in him.
Samisoni will give you head for 20 bucks.
by SavouTitSucker November 21, 2023
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Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.
It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!
by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017
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Samsonite

A cheer of joyce or a celebration of success
Dude, I got accepted to harvard
- Samsonite!!
by Ha-Batul May 13, 2019
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Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
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Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.
Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.
by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018
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Tijuana Samsonite

Juan checked his Tijuana Samsonite at the ticket counter.

She picked up her Tijuana Samsonite in baggage claim
by pointswhore July 30, 2018
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