salty wash

Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.

Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.

by Dr. Combs2 July 7, 2005

Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .

Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.

by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024

Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014

Salty Washcloth

When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.

John: "So you didn't finish her off?"

Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."

by ShinDiz May 9, 2025