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Salton Sewer  

California's largest man made ecological disaster that happed in the early 1900's when water flowed into the dry basin unchecked for two years. Raw sewage from the Mexico side and nitrogen rich Ag runoff now flow into the sea unchecked on both US sides. Now famous for its fish dies offs the produce a rotten egg sulfur smell that on some days can waft as far away as Palm Springs. Hundreds of birds also die of botulism during the summer also. Moronic politicians and environmental organizations keep pushing to save the Salton Sea at the cost of billions of dollars to the tax payer; while at the same time wasting Colorado River water to keep in full.
Hey man want to go fishing at the Salton Sea? Huh you mean the Salton Sewer I would not eat anything out of the over flowing septic tank.
Salton Sewer by Karen Gilmore September 28, 2007

Harrison Salton 

Psychedelic music musician specializing in guitar, bass and lap steel. Particularly gifted. Known in some circles for his dancing but especially for his large curly hair. Has a small cult following in the western Washington area. Has been said to resemble Syd Barrett, both musically and physically.
Oh, no. That's Harrison Salton.
The relationship between Dianna Agron and Mark Salling. It's a perfect relationship between two perfect human beings.
Person A: What's Salgron?
Person B: You're joking right? Salgron is like the best ship ever yo.
Salgron by acciolight June 5, 2011

sastronaut 

Dude, that guy is going to grow up to be a sastronaut.
sastronaut by Sastronautman April 21, 2010

Certified Salton Sea Moment 

An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!
Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!

Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.

Urban Saltionary 

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.
Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.
Urban Saltionary by Lumlotus December 6, 2016