Salooned 

You are in the first state of being jammed by booze. You are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.

"HOLY shit, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned"

Salooned by Night2012 November 13, 2009

salmoned 

the act (in video games) of repeatedly spawning and dying within a short period of time. Generally in video games where the spawn points are in terrible spots.

Troy: I hate playing Modern Warfare 2.
Me: Why?
Troy: Because I keep getting salmoned. Let's play Halo instead!

salmoned by Rhino88 August 10, 2010

Salmoned 

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

Salmoned by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008

Salmoned 

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.

AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!

Salmoned by kss4777 August 5, 2008

salooney 

A person who goes out of their way to be an idiot or mess things up.

Did you hear about Holden? He is such a salooney.

salooney by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

Dirty Salooney by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

Salmoned 

Sexual

'Salmoned is sexual'

Salmoned by Niggas gon nig October 16, 2011