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salary bukake 

An employee who continually goes above and beyond the call of duty. One whom prefers the company of management over his or her own co workers. One who will engage in intense brown nosing and ultimately engross themselves in abnormal sexual acts to pleasure their superiors.
There He goes again, Back at the Salary Bukake!
salary bukake by MT9 February 10, 2018

SayarGyiPhobia 

irrational fear of people who are more knowledgeable or wiser than you, arising from the inferiority complex and not wanting thier one sided opinions to be challenged. The symptoms are calling someone sayargyi when the patient can't form a rational argument against the statements made by someone. The causes maybe genetical retardation or lack of confidence in their own lives after years of following cultural norms and can't think for themselves.
Mg Mg made some arguments against islamphobia in Burmese society based on political issues. Kyaw Kyaw remarks "Are you Sayargyi?". It is clear that Kyaw Kyaw has SayarGyiPhobia.
SayarGyiPhobia by sasayaka June 3, 2021

Salary Thief

A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.
"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."
Salary Thief by say it as it is January 9, 2015

living off a Shaq salary 

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.
Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians
Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.
My salary is laughable.
salary by Loxi July 21, 2009

Salary Syndrome

The slacking that occurs when an employee realizes that they're going to continue to receive their paycheck regardless of how much time they actually spend working.
Dan was a great employee until he caught Salary Syndrome, I watched him click a pen for 90 minutes yesterday before leaving a half hour early.
Salary Syndrome by Fakelove September 12, 2009