salary 

Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.

My salary is laughable.

salary by Loxi July 21, 2009

salary 

An overhyped number that does not quantify your child's intelligence or success.

Don't fixate on job stats or salary figures. Focus instead on the skills and interest.

salary by blitzkrieg93 October 10, 2017

Salary 

The supposed amount of money you should receive according last daily company policy for your work.

Usually paid late or never if you are Bamboozled in Vietnam.

Hey BRO we are in July.... give me my funking February salary instead of Jokinng! Motherfuker!

Salary by A6600871_kkk July 8, 2020

salary 

a huge penis

Theres plenty of my salary to go around.

Everyone likes a big salary!

"I heard he gave her some of his salary last night"

salary by shnutterguy May 27, 2009

Salary 

No seriously. What do you think the writing team of some of these shows makes per season? And how does me writing the things that are on the show not constitute "me being on the team?"

Hym "What is the salary? Should I google it? Did anyone else on the writing team not get their paycheck or is it just me?"

Salary by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

Salary 

Honestly I would really only need about 50,000 a year barring some kind of extra expense like kids or a house or something. Like... If 20% of my monthly income went to my loving expenses I would have everything I needed. 5000 a month? Yeah so between 50 and 60 thousand.

Hym "That's all I would need really for salary and I would even have enough left over to hire a sexy maid."

Salary by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Salary 

Salary means a payment you get when you work a job.

My boss would not give me my salary

Salary by Chewsmytoysmakesloudnoise May 30, 2023