sahgger

Someone (mostly men) that is gay, a hobo, and a pedophile. You can find these Sahggers mostly on the streets or in/around stores and schools in the country and the south. On rare occasions they can find a way to fit into society, so be careful.

G1: Omg ewwww, Kyle's such a sahgger.
G2: Yeah, and look at mr.bugg.
G1: Omg, definitely a sahgger.

by Dr.cockerson April 6, 2022

Phantom Shagger

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Top Shagger WillNE

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous

“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018

Saggerbombs

Any of a large set of drooping, pendulous breasts mostly found on women of a certain age who dress as though they are not.

Check it out...that lady sitting on the other side of you has amazing saggerbombs.

Did you see that lady at the club last night? She was trying to dance but her saggerbombs totally got in the way!

by Sure Dunno June 14, 2009

Mad-Shagger

Someone who frequently engages in excessive, random fornication with anyone or anything.

A: Ciaran had sex with ten girls, four sheep and a fire hydrant last month!
B: Wow, I envy his stamina. What a Mad-Shagger!

fornication, sheep, fire hydrant, shag, bone

by tobiwankanobie May 30, 2014

top shagger

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to shag

friend: who do you think is a top shagger?

me: ah definitely that WillNE guy

by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018

Shaggered

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

by Vlandor May 28, 2019