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Safen't
Basically you're really hurt but you are sophisticated too a word to use for fancy people or memers and people who understand basic logic
You falls down stairs Friend: you ok? You: no i'm safen't Friend: That's not a word? You Yes It Is... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Safen't by a name that is totally not tok December 14, 2020
Related Words
safen • Safen't • safena • safenated • Safeness • safenik • safenos • safe'n'ting • Safe name • Safe Nigga
Keep you safe
"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".
"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."
"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."
"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."
"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
Keep you safe by RayBidd February 9, 2022
safe music
songs easily identified by accessible melodies and catchy choruses, normally played on mainstream or pop radio stations. Safe music, or having safe musical tastes, is often singable and easy to listen to by a wide and diverse audience.
safe music by D.S. Credito March 8, 2015
safe school
An Australian primary school which has dropped education and is now a daytime gender transitioning clinic for young children, where parents have no control.
Don't want to rush into your child's Gender Transition? Their school will do it anyway, with the help of Safe Schools. They don't need your consent.
safe school by HbombBrisley March 27, 2019
Safety Scissoring
Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014
Safety Tap
A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.
Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."
Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
Safety Tap by Jrubadub August 5, 2011
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