safenik

(safe+nik) -- a person who wants warranties about everything, who is scared by the vicissitudes of life and feels an overwhelming need to be secure.

What about a family travel to Tibet? - It's impossible. My husband is a safenik. - Safenik ? - Yes, he never takes any risks.

safenik by Mike March 30, 2008

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Satenik

Satenik is someone who loves Allan. He stole Allan from Sophie and she doesn’t care. She went to a new school and David Vartanian already likes her.

“Do you know satenik?”

“The one that likes Allan?”

Satenik by Allan’s pissed lmao October 17, 2019

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safenik • satenik • sagenikii

satenik

Really really depressed person. Always finds the perfect moment to correct your grammar.

Why do you have to be such a Satenik?

satenik by damsE21 September 24, 2018

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sagenikii

The best person to ever exist

“Omg sagenikii just posted on tiktok” “who’s that?” “sagenikii is the best person alive and I love them with my entire heart”

sagenikii by Your lvr August 29, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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