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The Saruman 

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"
"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."
The Saruman by thebaboon December 29, 2015

Sadomasopedorobonecrobeastiality 

The attraction or sexual action towards a half human, half animal creature whose young, dead soul is contained within a robot, with violent themes relevant.
Oh man, when that guy made out with that robotic frog ghost girl after she beat the shit out of him, they were demonstrating sadomasopedorobonecrobeastiality.

sadamahee 

When two gay men(most of the time cowboys) have an orgy This term originated from the T.V. program, "Family Guy".(also known as cowboy buttsex).
Person 1: "Dude, what is that noise coming from the tent?"

Person 2: "Oh, those guys must be having a sadamahee."

Person 1: "Oh ok, I was just wondering."
sadamahee by LeakyFaucett1 March 30, 2011
A man who is so irrestible all women flock to him in numbers. A gigolo. Very sexy.
That guy is such a Sauman! Look at all those biznatches with him! I'm attracted to his svelte body!
sauman by RL January 3, 2004

Sadomasochist 

Being a sadomasochist is great!
Sadomasochist by Herr Magie May 21, 2021

sadomasochism 

The obtaining of sexual pleasure from sadism (= hurting other people) and from masochism (= being hurt)
sadomasochism by skippy June 13, 2003